Tuesday, December 9, 2008

OH NO, ABERCROMBIE WON'T DISCOUNT MY MUSCLE SHIRT



I mean, I understand not wanting to look cheap, but some rich kids can't afford the prestige that comes from banging techno music and homoerotic posters on the wall.

Now that people can't wear expensive as hell cut off polos (collar popped) to go with their frosted hair and forest rape fantasies, what will the disconnected, B.M.W. driving youth of America wear out to the club with their boys?

According to the Wall Street Journal...

[T]he store's image isn't enough to lure Megan Tysoe, 20, who says she and her friends skip Abercrombie for cheaper chains like Forever 21 and H&M. "Some of my roommates' parents have decreased their allowances," causing less spending, she says.


Wait, 20 year old college kids still get an allowance? And despite the free money from the money tree back home, they're complaining about the recession?

Look, the kid who works at the Orange Julius across from A&F can't afford to shop at Hot Topic, let alone look around at your precious Abercrombie. Toughen up, rich youth of America, or you'll start to look like the rest of us. Then who will you make fun of?

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